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Funny Quotes For Christmas Cards

21 Nov

Christmas greetings

Christmas greetings can be written in different tones. Humoris one of the most enjoyed and appreciated tones of conversation. You can use funny quotes in Christmas cards to be sent to friends.

How to write funny quotes for Christmas cards

Write when you are in jovial mood

It is difficult to write something funny when you are ina grim mood. So one should always choose a time when he/she is in good mood.

Take inspiration from personal experiences

Most people look up the internet for ideas for writing Christmas greetings. Though there is nothing wrong in taking inspiration from the internet, one should avoid copying messages from other sources.Greetings cards messages should always be personal so you should take inspiration from your personal experiences instead of the internet.

Some sample funny quotes for Christmas cards

After-Christmas sales fulfill a vital need.

They give women something to do while men are watching bowl games.

– Melanie White

The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

– Joan Rivers

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

– Steven Wright

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included”.

– Bernard Manning